All right, hang on a second!
I need to break it down for you…
I am there on Viviana’s bed right? There is a cat sucking my nipple and another cat searching for the other nipple through my arm pit hair!
How creative! – i think
Wouldn’t it be just great to be PAID for being sexually abused by a kitten?
So i keep thinking about this, right? and i finally remember that someone, in 2007, had asked me if I had ever heard about something called Google Adsense.
After 2 years from that day, I am actually able to tell YOU what Google Adsense is.
Google Adsense is the retirement program of the future, which is willing to pay you while you breast feed a cat with one hand and you clean its poopy bum with the other.
And you don’t even need to step out of your bedroom.
So today, I just created my Adsense account, reading all the info about it and I have intalled a WP plug-in that created ads for me and published them everywhere it liked them. (somewhere on Partireper.it)
And surprise surprise:
I HAVE EARNED 0,08 USD!
THAT’S RIGHT READERS!!
TODAY, LETTING MY KITTENS ABUSING OF MY NIPPLES, I HAVE BROUGHT HOME THE BEAUTY OF
So don’t just sit there and wait.
Support this campain for the PROTECTION OF THE NIPPLE AND CLICK ON THOSE 7 MILIONS LINKS THAT NOW APPEAR ON MY WEBSITE.
THE 5% OF THE INCOME PAID BY GOOGLE, WILL BE INVESTED TO BUY ME (SIZE 1°)
Thanks for your understanding.