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Google Adsense and the campain for the nipple protection!

All right, hang on a second!

I need to break it down for you…

 

 

 

I am there on Viviana’s bed right? There is a cat sucking my nipple and another cat searching for the other nipple through my arm pit hair!

How creative! – i think

Wouldn’t it be just great to be PAID for being sexually abused by a kitten?

 

So i keep thinking about this, right? and i finally remember that someone, in 2007, had asked me if I had ever heard about something called Google Adsense.

After 2 years from that day, I am actually able to tell YOU what Google Adsense is.

Google Adsense is the retirement program of the future, which is willing to pay you while you breast feed a cat with one hand and you clean its poopy bum with the other.

And you don’t even need to step out of your bedroom.

Tongue out

 

So today, I just created my Adsense account, reading all the info about it and I have intalled a WP plug-in that created ads for me and published them everywhere it liked them. (somewhere on Partireper.it)

 

And surprise surprise:

I HAVE EARNED 0,08 USD!

THAT’S RIGHT READERS!!

TODAY, LETTING MY KITTENS ABUSING OF MY NIPPLES, I HAVE BROUGHT HOME THE BEAUTY OF

0.0638271 EURO

 

So don’t just sit there and wait.

Support this campain for the PROTECTION OF THE NIPPLE AND CLICK ON THOSE 7 MILIONS LINKS THAT NOW APPEAR ON MY WEBSITE.

THE 5% OF THE INCOME PAID BY GOOGLE, WILL BE INVESTED TO BUY ME (SIZE 1°)

Thanks for your understanding.

Un abbraccio

Gionata

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Mi chiamo Gionata Nencini, toscano classe 1983 e viaggiare in moto è la mia più grande passione. Nel 2005, a 21 anni, parto per il giro del mondo con in tasca solo 2.200 euro e oggi ho uno storico di 500.000 km percorsi in solitaria attraverso 77 paesi. PARTIREper è il blog che racconta le mie esperienze e quelle della mia community.

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